Crash Bandicooter

Derby name: Crash Bandicooter

Derby birthday: 2008

Favorite position: Jam Ref

Derby wife: Does Twiggy count?

Real-life job: Henchman

Hometown: Alpena MI

Hobbies: Snowboards, motorcycles, internet porn

Personal hero: Benjamin Franklin... But not because the inventions... Because of the French hookers.

Favorite afterparty drink: Pepsi

Favorite quote/personal motto: "Bobos"

If you could meet anyone in history, who would it be? either Douglas Adams or Ben Franklin's prostitute?

Biggest pet peeve: Leaving the country for months on end.