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Crash Bandicooter (Referee)
Derby name: Crash Bandicooter
Derby birthday: 2008
Favorite position: Jam Ref
Derby wife: Does Twiggy count?
Real-life job: Henchman
Hometown: Alpena MI
Hobbies: Snowboards, motorcycles, internet porn
Personal hero: Benjamin Franklin... But not because the inventions... Because of the French hookers.
Favorite afterparty drink: Pepsi
Favorite quote/personal motto: "Bobos"
If you could meet anyone in history, who would it be? either Douglas Adams or Ben Franklin's prostitute?
Biggest pet peeve: Leaving the country for months on end.