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Twiggie Smalls


 

Twiggie Smalls (#99 problems)

 

Derby name: Twiggie Smalls #99 problems

 

Significance: Son, if you don't know then you're listening to the wrong music

 

Derby birthday: March 2009

 

Favorite position: Jammer. It hurts so good.

 

Worst injury: Bruised ego resulting from falling during intros, crying on the bench, and constant wardrobe malfunctions

 

DYDD awards/achievements: 2010 Most Improved; Dockyard’s 2009 and 2010 Best Butt

 

Real life job: I'm a hustler, homie.

 

Hometown: Alpena, MI

 

Personal heroes: Dainty people who do big things. And anyone who buys me a drink.

 

Favorite afterparty beverage: Gin and juice - or gin and anything.

 

Favorite quote: "You're killin' me Smalls."

 

Biggest pet peeve: Blockers that try to stop me

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