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Franky Bones (#705)

 

Franky Bones

Derby name: Franky Bones #705

 

Significance of number: My number is how many ounces of adamantium it took to replace my regular bones with super badass bones

 

Derby birthday: March 2006

 

Worst injury: The "9 month injury." It was hard not skating for such a long time!

 

Derby wife: Vicious Divalicious

 

DyDD awards/achievements: 2007 All-Around Player; Marauding Mollys’ 2007 and 2009 Best Blocker; Dockyard’s 2008 Best Boobs; 2008 and 2009 Best Teamwork (along with my derby wife); Dockyard’s 2008 Best Blocker; Marauding Mollys’ 2009 MVP; AND most posts on the forum for EVERY year EVER!

 

Real-life job: Superhero

 

Hometown: Minot, ND

 

Hobbies: Meditation, quantum physics, arts and crafts, and jam skating

 

Favorite afterparty drink: High quality H20, Glitter Bombs

 

Favorite quote/personal motto: "BAM!"

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