Blonde Amazon #11

Rain dances down in sheets upon the jungle floor that embanks the whimsical and mysterious Amazon River. For 40 days and 40 nights, the sky cried down upon this jungle in rage, for a child has been stolen from the greatest creatures to ever roam the Earth…The Amazing Colossal Man and the 50 Foot Woman. Their daughter was swept away by a tribe of Pygmies on Skates, to be sacrificed to the Sun Goddess to stop the rains. Little did the Pygmies know what this child was capable of….

She instantly went from a small frail babe to an 11 foot tall woman in a manner of days (considered to be quite small for her family.)

She was frightening….but so beautiful….a shadow caster upon the whole village, but soft and sweet as a delicate flower. She cried out to the skies, “I do not belong here with these wee people on skates…stop these rains so I shall be set free!!!”

And as legend has it, she stood so tall as she shouted to the sky, that her hair turned into the sun and it’s golden rays saturated the jungle’s land. The Pygmies on Skates fell to her feet, crying out to her….we shall call you BLLLLLOOOOOONNNNDDDE!!!!

And thus Blonde Amazon came to be. She reunited with her mother and father only to be outcast as a wee one in their eyes. The Pygmies on Skates took her back and worshiped her as their very own Goddess. She has a sleeping rage towards The Colossal Man and 50 Foot Woman so fierce that it awakens in a bout, wailing her body into the women of the Pygmies on Skates world , knocking them into the crowd and bruising them from head to toe….only to smile sweetly saying, “Forgive me for I know not what I do!”