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She's bringing sexy back to the barn.... |
Daughter of Calamity Jane and Wild Bill Hickock, this wild little Philly was conceived on a poker table and came into the world smelling of cigars and whiskey. She dazzled the wild west with her pink boots and short skirts that billowed in the West Texas breeze. As stated in Wikipedia - "After Hickock was killed during a poker game on August 2, 1876, Calamity Jane claimed to have been married to Hickock and that Hickock was the father of her child (Schmidt), whom she said was born on September 25, 1873, and whom she later put up for adoption by Jim O'Neil and his wife. No records are known to exist which prove the birth of a child, and the romantic slant to the relationship might have been a fabrication. During the period that the alleged child was born, she was working as a scout for the Army." One has to wonder if this wild woman of the west truly exists or if she just break dances in our dreams. She shoots her guns to the crowd and sings like an angel into the karaoke mic, skating like a hellion but giving a wink and a smile with a halo above her head.... whispering to us all "I'll be your huckleberry." Schmidt Kick-Her is married to Doc Holiday and runs a saloon when she is off skates. The happy couple shoots whiskey, then shoots their guns up to the sky, riding off into the golden sunset...her skirt billowing in the West Texas breeze.
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