Mad Donna Martin #73

The Donna Martin you see all day Saturday on the Soap Network isn’t mad…usually…but she’s not the original Ms. Martin. The Original Donna Martin was seriously injured on her first day of shooting Beverly Hills 90210 in a freak accident at the Peach Pit. Ms. Martin was taken to the emergency room where she was pronounced dead.

One of the nurses on duty that day noticed that Ms. Martin hadn’t completely passed on and thought she might be a good addition to the Trampires, the bloodiest bloodless roller derby team ever. The Original Donna Martin was bitten and recruited and now spends her dayless nights skating with her fellow Tramps followed by beers at the Peach Pit After Dark.

One problem…you’re stuck with all your pre-Trampire physical attributes for all eternity. So why is the Original Donna Martin mad? Because she was turned BEFORE she got her nose and boob job!

So watch out for Mad Donna Martin 90210, she’s pissed.