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Likes: Broccoli, Accordions, World Domination According to legend, Teeny Mussolini began life stitched to the thigh of her maker, Benito. Carefully hidden for years under large jodhpurs, some say that she was the true source of the dictator’s military might. After years of being kept in the shadows, she freed herself – rendering Benito powerless. As her maker was pursued, captured, and executed, Teeny wandered post-war Europe in search of a more capable army. Her quest led her to Transylvania, where an undead militia hell-bent on world domination was rumored to be gathering forces. And so, late one night in the highest tower of Bran Castle, Teeny swore allegiance to The Trampires in exchange for eternal life. Some say that as the fangs sunk deep into her neck, Teeny cried out in pain and elation “blood alone moves the wheels of history!” And Teeny Mussolini and The Trampires will keep those wheels rolling…on the derby track.
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Teeny Mussolini #49
